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Congratulations!

You will soon be the owner of the latest in roach abatement technology.

The Now-I-Gotcha-Cucaracha is a truly unique, non-toxic, environmentally friendly roach removal system that will satisfy even the most fanatic animal-rights activists. Roaches may be returned to nature unharmed, or may be shipped directly to your worst enemy's doorstep.

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Type of cockroach to be trapped:

Woods Roach
American
Australian
German
Smoky-Brown
Brown
I don't know, but it's hissing

Methods you've already tried without success:

Sprays
Foggers
Powder
Baseball bat
Those pointy-toed shoes
Plastic explosives
Having only offensive foods in the house, such as cauliflower, fruit cake and your mother's "special casserole surprise"

Please send me my very own:

NOW-I-GOTCHA-CUCARACHA for 3 easy payments of $39.99
NOW-I-SEE-IT Viewing Device for only $14.99
NOW-I-CAN-FIX-IT Repair Kit (holes only) for only $9.99
Official NOW-I-GOTCHA-CUCARACHA T-shirt - $17.99 while supplies last

  

 

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